Twenty - Second

Exams are over but my Mom just screamed at me to study.

I see no point in studying after everything is over. I just want to slim down and play comp the whole day. Screw the attachment.

Twenty-First

I desperately need some pampering. Like a foot massage? It might do me good.

Exams are over but the thought of attachment makes my heart go on a submarine trip to Atlantic ocean. Dipa, Aqila & Iskandar are all in the same shift ):

Jo kwon is so nonsense la! The last part is cute! I just want a body like Hyuna. Is that too much to ask?

Definitely......

Twentieth

Awesome news!

Aqila is going to BEG's concert & I'm toooooo, not!

You know what? Sometimes I feel having a boyfriend is a good thing after all.

Provided he's not stingy pingy like me.

Nineteenth

My Mom is cursing all the politicians. No idea why. She's probably angry about she having to leave us here.

Mom, if I were you, I would be drawing on my face. I would be that happy to leave and settle down somewhere far away from people and near the penguins. It sends chill up my pons thinking of living in the igloo. Antarctica, here I come!!!!

Bio was so easy. Like I just wasted 2 hours there. I should have immediately walked out after flipping through the paper. HATE BIO!!!!!! I desperately wanted an A ):

I told Mom I wanna marry when I turn 20. As much as I want to leave this country, I'm quite used to everything here. From the environment to the food, of course! The toilets here are the best. Hong Kong the toilets are gross. Nepal? It's better cause its made of wood. So I will marry and stay here. As simple as that. After thinking for another 3 secs, I don't think 20 looks good. Perhaps 30? No babies for me then. Sadded.

Eighteenth

20/2/2010

Breakfast: Kfc with rice

Snack: 4 breads with choco spread

Dinner: 3 very crispy fried wings with hell lots of rice and veges

Supper: 2 Kitkats with half of the extra large cadbury! Handfull of cereals too

21/2/2010

Breakfast: 2 breads with choco spread and Milo

2 hours later: Chicken rice with half hokkien mee.

Snack: 2 kitkats again and Chicken pau

Planning to eat: 3 breads with choco spread. oreo too.

Dinner: My chef uncle is coming here to cook his signature dish. It should be pasta with some side dishes.

Supper: Choco to keep me awake the whole night.

I've been eating chocolates like crazy! What am I? A man? Every morning, I stretch and do some weird yoga to grow taller. Where will my 5'4 take me? I've gained weight like crazy but who CARES! I WANT TO BE TALL LIKE NEIGHBOUR. I still can't believe I gained 3kg in a month. ): DIE DIE DIE. I SHOULD STARVE FOR THE WHOLE YEAR!

Seventeenth

I've Bio on Monday. Pretty confident about getting an E.

Its baby and DAESUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muah muah muuuuahhkk! eww?

Jay, where? Junsu? Junho junho junho junho!!

Why of all Tiffany? That girl got a real hot voice Daesung, but I can do my very own banana splits really well too! And why must baby & Yuri attend the same uni? WHY!!!!! What is it that these girls have that I, NANCY LIMBU, don't have? I can wear better swan costumes than them. Something that will cover up my whole body so as to not expose my fat thighs and bulky arms. Oh and I can hold the flowers better than them! SEE! I got that 'it' factor too! So JYP, YG, SM, DSP, CUBE ENTERTAINMENT, you big people are missing this sliver opportunity. Grab me while I can still hold the flowers properly and do the banana splits. 90 degree banana split for your info.

Proof to show that superstars do make mistakes after all.

Warning: Unsuitable for males who are alive hard fans of Jessica.

Poor Sulli! She really looked lost! Ga In's expression? Really priceless man! The best was Junsu! If I was about to perform and hear a very familiar voice in the background, I will start to float and foam knowing that its my favourite boy. Oh and rain too! Getting your eyes poked at when you are performing isn't a good feeling. You and the crazy fan girls will remember the incident till you are 67.

Once again, If I were to do a live performance, I will probably just fall down from the stage for getting overexcited and of course clumsiness. That will leave me fanless and the manager will probably refuse to pay for my hospital bills for bringing shame to the company. Oh well..

Sixteenth

Body, the reason why I'm giving you good food is because I want you to grow like the giraffe's neck. It's easy, all you have to do is to bribe the leg bones to shoot up a little with some chocolates. Now I've been a pretty nice chef to you guys so you better make sure I grow 2cm by the end of the year. Shooo!

Fifteenth

Mom, I can't always be a doll. Dolls were made by man so they portray perfection. I wasn't man made.

Mom, I'm sorry for all the pain but I've really tried my best to be the greatest.

All my life I've never really asked you for anything. I've always wanted to get my hair done. Most importantly, I wish to get my jaw corrected.

Does it kill the leaves to be normal?

Nothing beats the girls' nightmares of gaining weight just overnight. It not only just suck but it makes you eat more and worry less about your image.

Image Nancy, its I-M-A-G-E! And what more?

Oh yes, Bio is on Mon! Anyone up for some Kentucky Fried Nancy later?

Fourteenth

Alright, so boys and girls this is what you do when you are the manager. So when you grow up, aspire to be a CEO & never the manager because they do these shits. They are shitloadders. So tonight go to your mummy and daddy and say that, okay. They will give you some candies.

I still can't understand why people are so uncivilized. How dare those men raise their hands at the fan girls. They are fans for fuck's sake. You know what? Without us FANS your singers are nothing! They will just be egged at or worse come to worse, they will be unknown!! God loves the singers but he did not allow their managers to behave like that. Oho and look at the gay boys who did nothing. To hell with myself for blogging about this when I've my paper in 4 hours time! DIE!

Thirteenth

Why am I not mugging? It goes like this

1) Biggest LOSER Nancy

2) Obese

3) Overweight

4) Acceptable

5) 112

6) Underweight

7) Too underweight

8) Stick

9) Solid Particles

10) Air

I've never felt this honored to be ranked the first.

Twelfth

Life would be pretty much better if I was slim like my baby.

My legs are so unsightly. When I accidentally happen to look at them, I just die on the spot.

Don't even talk about my arms and stomach. They are HUGE! But none of those can beat my legs. And my teeth, I got 4 holes in it. My mom screamed when she inspected my teeth. She was disgusted to the drain. Dentist tomorrow. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? No more meat! ):

I will continue from here. I was planning to study the whole afternoon but plan failed yet again!

Roast pork tmr! Tmr I will wake up at 8 and bathe and go library to study. Hopefully I don't doze off. I should go before 12! If not I will get a shitty place. And why the hell am I typing it here? I should ask someone along too. Who? Perhaps....... the tamil nadu. Have not seen her for 43432years.

Eleventh

Junho, who & why! Wait, let me finish packing my things here. In an hour time I'll be there, in your dorm! Its really fine, you are one of the most talented guy in my 2PM. Apart from Junsu, Jay & Wooyoung. You've got the voice the moves. Who cares about the look? You are the hottest in all the hottests' eyes. Being anything is like an ant carrying a cushion.

CNY was great. Although I'm not a Chinese, I was having lots of fun sleeping. Belinda invited us all to her gigantic house. I ate all the things there. Nearly ate the grasses too. I went around like noon and returned at 9. I have exams and I deserve a sticker for wondering around the village. Thanks Belinda for the duck gua! I had a good time with everyone there. Joy could not make it though ):

Kara's new album definitely needs to be one of the nominees for an award show. 'My strawberry kiss, mu-ah'!! I shall write my comments for the individual tracks when I'm done with my exams. Meanwhile, check out Rollin' & Lupin. Kara is gonna rip SNSD apart! Taking the world by storm? You don't exactly have to do that. So long as you slap SNSD down, that's really satisfying enough. Soshi, sit down and take a deep breath. I do like the girls. A very tiny wee bit.

Tenth

When the 7 boys you love the most in your life(apart from God and Dad) perform, you feel like crying is just an automatic response. To be precise, involuntary. The air you breathe in will most definitely smell like the apple seed & the flying grasses. Your heart will prepare itself for a marathon that will slap some life & sense to your brain. And your body will somehow simultaneously freeze and melt leaving you with just your eyes glued to the boys. I have been feeling like this since I saw the boys dancing to 10점 만점에 10점.

Junho, Junsu, Wooyoung, Maknae & Taek totally killed it man! Could not ask for more. Yum yum!

Just a few hours ago, I was so hungry that I decided to bake a cake. I was planning to eat it all but sharing is always better. I made a pink cake since it was supposedly Valentines' day. I shared it to the world and ate almost half of my cake. I was not satisfied so I ate 3 Julibees. Went on to complain to Mom that the monthly visitor was making me crave for some sinful food. Dids & I decided to order Pizza with jumbo wings and some weird cheesy small dogs. Hotdogs. Sausages. Whatever it was called. We tried to order as much as we can so that we could get a free 1.5L drink and FREE delivery. I thought I will only eat like 2 but I ended up eating twice that amount. I grabbed the cheesy sausages from my niece and my mother wasn't very pleased with my childishness. I gobbled down the jumbo wings in a minute and just swallowed 4 scoop of chili. I cannot believe I just said 'just'. 4 is alot! Bro in law was trying his best not to make fun of me but I could see he was pretty shocked. Sis came home with a fish curry and so I ate again. Kept on stealing the cake from the fridge and when I stepped on the scale. I fainted.

Ninth

Woke up with a piercing headache. Lack of sleep?

I m suppose to study the whole day today. Socio is so not being considerate. I desperately need to lose weight so that on Gran's wedding I can wear a pretty dress. My eating disorder type 4 is very jealous of me wanting to lose weight. Uff!

"Commit to the Lord whatever you do, and your plans will succeed."
Proverbs 16:3

Eighth

I should blog more for some memories of my mundane life.

Seventh

It's a valentines' day today. Oh plus CNY. I heard the firecrackers sound not too long ago and I'm still slightly jealous that all the Chinese are having the time of their lives while Nancy is at home trying to figure out what on table's sake sociology actually means. Well, I remembered who Max Weber is! Not to mention the father of sociology who is........ can't remember. Karl? Emile?

Still fat as ever. Exercised for 3 hours today. Oh hell, I just killed a nymph with my bare clean palm. Ewwwwwwwwww! Okay so Nads is helping me check my posting to idk which polyclinic. Hope it will be a good one. The good here means a polyclinic which is near from my house. Nads got Outram. Outram area has a polyclinic? The only polyclinic I know here in Sg is Geylang & Sengkang.

I think facebook is really a something. I actually saw many of my old primary school friends. We have all grown from a nobody to a somebody. It makes me smile. Not a smile smile but a smile smile. Like a big wide smile...its like when a kid finally gets their favourite toy after screaming their lungs and throat out and throwing their tantrums everywhere. Its good.

Tomorrow is Tiffany's first birthday. Why is she so fair and I m like a wood.